Category: The Pile of Shame

The Pile of Shame: Afro Samurai (360)

The Pile of Shame: Afro Samurai (360)

Samuel L. Jackson. That’s all I need to say.

Just hanging out alone in my hotel room.  Why yes, those are my breasts.

The Pile of Shame: Need for Speed Undercover (360)

A return to the Most Wanted and Carbon style of NFS games, but better.

The Pile of Shame: Alone in the Dark (360)

The Pile of Shame: Alone in the Dark (360)

Even without Tara Reid, the franchise still sucks.

The Pile of Shame: Madworld (Wii)

The Pile of Shame: Madworld (Wii)

It’s Escape From New York! It’s Smash TV! It’s frustrating!

Excuse me, do you have any moisturizer?

The Pile of Shame: Clive Barker’s Jericho (360)

The game I keep trying to call Chris Jericho’s Jericho.

Look out, there's a thing back there.

The Pile of Shame: Blacksite-Area 51 (360)

Just a little more polish and testing could have made a good game great.

Hi there. I'm not attractive.

The Pile of Shame: Leisure Suit Larry-Box Office Bust

Acclaimed actor Peter Graves’ final performance. No, seriously…

Just look at this mess, young lady.

The Pile of Shame: Turning Point-Fall of Liberty

An odd, yet interesting “What if…?” scenario. Unfortunately the game doesn’t do much with it.

You're just staring at her ass, aren't you?

The Pile of Shame: Onechanbara-Bikini Samurai Squad

You’d think that scantily clad girls running around and killing thousands upon thousands of zombies would be appealing to just about anyone. Anyone except this guy, that is.

The Pile of Shame: Guitar Hero Smash Hits

The Pile of Shame: Guitar Hero Smash Hits

When a music game lover wishes a game was a person so he could punch it in the ovaries, there’s a problem.

Perhaps you've heard of it?

The Pile of Shame: Halo

The reason people bought an original Xbox. The reason I picked up an original Xbox. I’ve had both since launch, actually. And I’m just now playing it.

H.A.W.X. sorta R.A.W.X.

The Pile of Shame: Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X.

As it turns out I’m not a fan of the flying sims and air combat genre, so I don’t really know why I picked this one up.